Curious Friend: Rusty, have you ever used any of your ties for “extracurricular purposes”?
Me: I have not, but I wouldn’t rule it out in the future.
After that conversation, I wondered which of my ties would be best suited for that purpose. I wasn’t sure. So, allow me to put on my Gallop cap and ask which one you’d pick? (Hypothetically speaking, of course.)
(From left to right: the Keith Haring, my favorite tie, plain black with a weave texture, bow tie)
When making your choice which of the following characteristics would be most important?- Length?
- Width?
- Texture?
- Material?
- Color?
- Pattern?
As long as you're here and in a disclosing mood, show of hands:
- Have you ever secured handcuffs only to later discover you lost the key?
- Has your partner lost a key after cuffing you?
- Can you get a good deal from a police supply company?
- What’s your favorite safe word?
- Have you ever forgotten your safe word?
- Have you ever pretended you forgot your partner's safe word?
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I typed a long comment for this including assigning safe words for various bangers. But my wireless connection dropped and I lost the comment.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I do remember my safe word that I assigned to you Rusty: Cubs.
:-)
P.S. Your favorite tie is so cool!
ReplyDeleteMore safe words assigned:
Westie: Soccer.
Lisa: Blackberry.
Beaver: Drumsticks.
Vettey: Hamlet.
Neo: Me.
Minnie: Tamales.
Minnie; those are excellent safe words. What a good idea to compile a list. Here's another one, (but I'm sure none of us would ever need to use it):
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin: Quit.
Minnie- my safe word would be YOU. I say ME all the time
ReplyDeletePerhaps mine should be Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteMy safety sentence would be "Supernatural is on"
ReplyDeleteHahaha!! y'all are weird which is why I love you!! =)
ReplyDeleteBondage brings out the Bangers.
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